hasnt participated in bedroom olympics in two weeks :( unless solo counts, then two minutes

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It's a Passover Thing...

  • Mom: Manishevitz is a gateway drug that will lead to your downfall-next you’ll be snorting challah and finally injecting yourself with charoset.

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THIEF

  • Me: Mom, can I please have $20? I’ll pay you back.
  • Mom: u always say that and u dont. Youre stealing from me.
  • Me: Please! I said i’d pay you back!!
  • Mom: Thief.
  • Me: Are you serious?
  • Mom: THIEF

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